This Blog is better than yours

Sorry.

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 02:23:57 -0400

To my followers, thanks. I really appreciate you puting up with my bull shit. It’s been a wild ride, but I’m done.

I can’t do this anymore. The only reason I have a tumblr is because of my ex, and now that we’re over, it’s only pointless and harmful to me to visit this site.

Peace out, and take it easy.

Steve

Life is funny sometimes.

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 00:30:06 -0400

I wonder if this is what they call Poetic Justice?

“The Centipede, is a predator.”

Wed, 30 May 2012 11:24:58 -0400

“The Centipede, is a predator.”

I fucking love this movie!

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:14:14 -0400

I fucking love this movie!

Alex Carletti

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:13:11 -0400

Somebody I follow, a wonderful artist by the name seen above, did not receive a grant that he had applied for. While at this time he may be feeling sad and rejected, I’m sure he’ll be able to use those emotions to drive himself to bigger and better things.

Check out his blog, it’s pretty great. http://alexcarletti.tumblr.com/

I’d give him a grant, but unfortunately, I am poor.

I’d be turning that frown upside down, but I love dat ass....

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:47:27 -0400

I’d be turning that frown upside down, but I love dat ass. ;)

I need to re-install stumble-upon because my blog has been exceedingly boring lately.Edit: After...

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:45:00 -0400

I need to re-install stumble-upon because my blog has been exceedingly boring lately.

Edit: After re-reading my entire blog, I realize I also need to re-install my cocky bravado, because that’s what made me funny in the first place. lol

OMG

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:03:20 -0400

MY GIRL IS GONNA BE BACK TODAY IN JUST…uhh..(math)…15 OR SO HOURS! WOOOO I CAN’T WAIT. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! I’M SUPER EXCITED GUYS!!!!

I have 48 followers.

Wed, 30 May 2012 01:01:37 -0400

Some people have far more than that, in fact, most do. What I find surreal about my followers is that, I give them no good reason to follow me. I don’t post pictures of cats, or harry potter, or anything most tumblr people are interested in. Instead, I usually use this blog as an outlet for my emotions and the occasional super sweet art thingy.

I guess what I’m getting at is, why do you guys follow me?

(inb4 everyone realizes they don’t know and unfollows me lol)

Top 5 Favorite People

Tue, 29 May 2012 23:15:07 -0400

1. Carli Skaggs (Girlfriend/Best friend (female))

2. Derek Kresta (Best friend(male))

3. Jon Stewart

4. Alexander Shulgin

5. John Jameson

lol

Mon, 28 May 2012 15:53:06 -0400

lol:

I prefer to imagine the infinite amount of universes where me and my girlfriend are banging Emma Watson. XD

It'd be nice

Mon, 21 May 2012 10:36:18 -0400

It’d be nice to be able to have a good conversation with you, without being reminded of how I’m a piece of shit. But, whatever, I am one, so fuck it.

dohmenator: thebluefloof: ALL. OF. THESE. THINGS. YOU. ARE....

Mon, 21 May 2012 09:22:29 -0400

dohmenator:

thebluefloof:

ALL. OF. THESE. THINGS.

YOU. ARE. ALL. AMAZING.

NEVER. LIMIT. YOURSELF.

This is all of the true. I need, like, a daily reminder of how true this is.

Yup.

Cool

Sat, 19 May 2012 22:09:45 -0400

I’m the biggest piece of shit in the universe. I already knew that, but I need to be reminded of it whenever possible.

luckyshirt: The Loneliest Whale in the World. In 2004, The New...

Tue, 15 May 2012 21:00:23 -0400

luckyshirt:

The Loneliest Whale in the World.

In 2004, The New York Times wrote an article about the loneliest whale in the world. Scientists have been tracking her since 1992 and they discovered the problem:

She isn’t like any other baleen whale. Unlike all other whales, she doesn’t have friends. She doesn’t have a family. She doesn’t belong to any tribe, pack or gang. She doesn’t have a lover. She never had one. Her songs come in groups of two to six calls, lasting for five to six seconds each. But her voice is unlike any other baleen whale. It is unique—while the rest of her kind communicate between 12 and 25hz, she sings at 52hz. You see, that’s precisely the problem. No other whales can hear her. Every one of her desperate calls to communicate remains unanswered. Each cry ignored. And, with every lonely song, she becomes sadder and more frustrated, her notes going deeper in despair as the years go by.

You’ve just read the saddest story about a whale that you’ve ever read.

therhumboogie: By Adrián Villar Rojas, a most fascinating...

Tue, 15 May 2012 20:35:33 -0400

therhumboogie:

By Adrián Villar Rojas, a most fascinating environmental sculpture, a to scale blue whale situated in Ushuaia, Ukraine. The subtle addition of the tree stumps to make it look like it is already being assimilated by nature, brilliant touch.

This is awesome. We need more of this in America.

AAAAAAAGHHHH

Tue, 15 May 2012 20:33:34 -0400

…My parents have a big screen TV and automatic reclining chairs, one of which massages you. Yet for some reason, they have to watch, whatever they are loudly watching, in their room, which is right above mine. I’m so sick of hearing their stupid fucking voices.

yoisthisracist: James Morrissey (and a bunch of other people)...

Mon, 14 May 2012 14:06:59 -0400

yoisthisracist:

James Morrissey (and a bunch of other people) asked: i guess your website should now be called “what’s the most racist shit you can find?”. this is a trayvon martin shooting range target (complete with hoodie, skittles and ice tea)

Yo, so here’s the thing, in case you’re extra naive and thought there was some way that both sides of the Trayvon Martin discussion were decent people with a difference of opinion: this exists. Whenever you think racism is on the wane, or that people who are angered by racism are oversensitive, or that my language is too strong, remember: these fucks are celebrating the cold-blooded murder of a kid.

Jesus fucking christ.

Tumblr notifications

Sun, 13 May 2012 22:27:15 -0400

why you always nothing?

“That’s doable” - Nathan ExplosionBut...

Fri, 11 May 2012 12:00:00 -0400

“That’s doable” - Nathan Explosion

But seriously, I love this list.